Once upon a time there was a talking couch with eyes and a mouth that looked like Max's three-seated couch. And it grew legs and it grew arms. And beside it, it grew a family. And how many people in his family had was one thousand and one hundred. Five hundred counting him. Then one day Max Hale came over. And he slept over for one hundred nights. And then he whispered into the couch's ears with arms and legs, "I am a superhero. And my superhero name is Power Man Max. And I have ever power of every bad guy and every superhero."
Then Max used his speedy fast to go to a superhero house, and the other couch family said, "Wow. He is fast!"
And Power Man Max max got on his superhero clothes, and he got all his friends and his other friends and his partners, and the end.